I shouldn't be making this public, but I don't think anyone will be reading this, and if you do you'll think I'm joking.
I am a radio person by day and a super hero by night. Lia can fly, see through walls (so be careful with what you do, someone is always watching) and I have an impressive pose. I did textiles in Year 8 at school and hated it, so my mother makes all my superhero costumes. As they are generally rather tight, I try to stay fit because people don't have as much confidence in a superhero with love handles.
Being on breakfast radio hinders how much superhero work I can take on as I have to be in bed by 9pm, so I've had to specialize in dusk work. Most superheroes hate having to fly into the the sun as it's setting, so I'm getting quite a lot of work.
As far as my day time job goes, I spend most of my day on the internet looking for crazy stories and keeping on top of celebrity gossip. People NEED to know what Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are up to as they are buttering their toast. It's very important work.
I've been on Radio in Sydney, and the button presser for old guys who talk too much on a big station there too. I prefer to be the one talking though. Talking is fun.
Well done for reading this. Now go back to the radio and listen to us please.

Why do I have to be in the middle?! I feel like I'm in a Morning Roar and Matho sandwich. Hi I'm Dan, and like Ke$ha I occasionally wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy. But don't worry that's only when I'm getting my crunk on cranking that Soulja Boy... which is never.
I'm kind of like Zoo's lost puppy I just hang around waiting to pounce and steal somebodies steak. I still haven't found that steak but I'm sure when I do it'll be delicious. Until then though I take you through your workdays by saying things, playing things, and giving away things.
I get very easily distracte... ooo look a shiny dollar.
If you're reading this all I can say is "Hi Mum", or thanks if you have listened to the show in the afternoon and had some fun listening to a man that is loving his job. I moved from the Big Smoke in Mexico (Victoria) a couple of years ago and haven't looked back. I even found a MRS Matho and a Mini Matho.
I love the radio because it combines my love of music and talking a lot, especially the awesome people that call in and are up for a chat. I think it's important that I tell you I'm a dog person. I have two of them. Also I own three guitars that one day I will learn to play; until then I will just keep bashing them drums. Be good; I'll speak to you soon.